[14:55] Mary: hi

[14:56] Quentin: how are you?

[14:56] Mary: terrible

[14:58] Quentin: ooohh??? What happened?

[14:58] Mary: I urgently need money to bury my friends - the seven dwarfs

[14:58] Quentin: they died?

[14:58] Mary: yep

[14:58] Quentin: the witch finally got them?

[14:59] Mary: yep

[15:01] Quentin: so, you must be Snowwhite, then?

[15:02] Mary: maybe

[15:03] Quentin: you are a little on the red side for someone who is supposedly "snow white"

[15:03] Quentin: so, did she use the old "apple trick" again?

[15:05] Mary: Chemistry is a wonderful science. Repaint anyone in any color

[15:07] Quentin: But Chemistry is also used to put poison on apples

[15:08] Quentin: (so you're putting our conversation in your profile?)

[15:09] Mary: This is bad?

[15:10] Quentin: (no, I'm just curious why - this can't the the most exciting thing that has happened to you in almost 14 yrs of SL)

[15:11] Mary: if it bothers you, I will make you anonymous. But it seems to me that the profile is like a FAQ

[15:13] Quentin: (no it doesn't bother me, just curious why)

[15:14] Mary: In general, it seems to me that it will be very convenient. People will look at the profile and immediately give me all their money. They don't have to waste time asking questions. So they can make more money for me

[15:14] Quentin: It didn't really work on me, did it?

[15:15] Mary: you can't be a representative sample in a poll.

[15:15] Quentin: true

[15:16] Mary: I just started. After 14 years, I publish the results in a scientific journal.

[15:16] Quentin: The poor dwarfs will have completely rotten by that time

[15:18] Mary: while they lie in the judicial morgue. When I collect the entire amount, I will definitely take them.

[15:18] Quentin: and hopefully, by that time you will have found out that 7 dwarfs, even if they are taking turns can not make up for one black guy.

[15:19] Mary: maybe, but... i need money

[15:20] Quentinr: you're not going to get it from me

[15:21] Mary: then I won't know anything today. sadness

[15:22] Quentin: Ohh well, those Dwarves shouldn't have been so stupid to fall for that same trick again.

[15:24] Quentin: But maybe all is not lost...

[15:25] Mary: don't make excuses for yourself. You're just a psychopath with no empathy for poor gnomes.

[15:25] Quentin: We could try to save our relationship by having a baby!

[15:27] Mary: Are you ready to get pregnant by gnomes? Well, modern science can do it! In vitro fertilization and all that

[15:27] Quentinr: why in viro when it can be in colon?

[15:27] Quentin: vitro*

[15:27] Quentin: and... they are dead, right?

[15:30] Mary: they're dead, but they left frozen sperm behind. I guess you're not so bad if you're willing to carry in your colon, 9 months... all seven gnomes

[15:31] Quentinr: oh, yes, I will do that for you

[15:34] Mary: It's so cute! Leave me your phone number. You will receive a call from the clinic when everything is ready for you to be impregnated with the sperm of the seven dwarfs.